Repeat after me, I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY JOB. You know, you see some things and you ask yourself “I wonder what he gets paid to do that?” you know? This has GOT to be one of the worst jobs in the world. what would it take for you to enter an elephant’s rectum? Some things should simply be automated. Good argument for outsourcing though I guess. AKPC_IDS += "206,";Popularity: 31% Read More →

I’ve never tried to do a back flip. They just seem wrong. I mean, in every situation I’m in, I’m always thinking “What’s the safest way to do this?” and some things just never come up with an answer so I dont do them. Backflips have so much potential for going wrong. I give you this example and seriously! Dont do this in your basement! AKPC_IDS += "175,";Popularity: unranked Read More →

Dog For Sale * Free to good home. * Excellent guard dog. * Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. * Most of them knew him as ‘Holy Shit‘ AKPC_IDS += "90,";Popularity: 100% Read More →

Can you find love on facebook? Is it possible? I think that is.. it’s such a sexual place, or can be. Do you use it for networking and connecting with people, or do you use for for meeting the opposite sex? Facebook should be used for Good, not Evil… but we can’t all be perfect AKPC_IDS += "71,";Popularity: 5% Read More →