Dog For Sale

dog for sale

Dog For Sale

* Free to good home.

* Excellent guard dog.

* Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

* Most of them knew him as ‘Holy Shit

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Comments (28) left to “Dog For Sale”

  1. Dennis wrote:

    Cool dog!!!!!

  2. Leonard wrote:

    What a dog! I would say he’s quite the pup!

  3. Randy wrote:

    thats a huge bitch!!!

    dum dum, tsh!

  4. mike wrote:

    She’s cute, ;)

  5. carolyn injoy wrote:

    No, I hadn’t checked this before. Ironically enough Precious is a bullmastiff puppy who at 15 months weighs 113.5 pounds. Whenever I think I haven’t accomplished much with my 130 pound weight loss, I try to pick up my dog. Big smile!

  6. Randy yu douchebag wrote:

    … its a dog, not a bitch.

  7. Edna wrote:

    holy shit ! nice to meet you

  8. Rj wrote:

    Yep…Photoshop is a cool piece of software.

  9. LAME wrote:

    Yay, a big dog with a white trash caption.

  10. Anon wrote:

    @6

    I would assume he’s joking (what with the drum sounds afterwards) so that he was referring to the woman as the huge bitch. I’m also impressed you can misspell “you” but correctly spell douchebag.

  11. TheGabe wrote:

    Ahahaha, the obligatory “It’s shooped!”
    to me it looks real. and awesome :p

  12. jskaggs wrote:

    don’t call that girl in the purple a bitch

  13. @8 wrote:

    haha what is the matter with you, its real ya prat, why not google something before freaking out throwing o caps and showing the whole internet how smart you are..

    friend of mine had one of these, the damn dog use to chase after cars for fun, scared the hell out of drivers,
    also they like to eat footballs

  14. mich wrote:

    id be cool if it was real but looks like photoshop to me… lol @ “dog for sale -FREE TO GOOD HOME!” haha

  15. josh wrote:

    Actually you idots are all wrong. Bitch is the word for a female dog. That’s why is offensive to call someone a bitch.

  16. Caesar wrote:

    She is sooooo obviously a vampire…

    Wait no she is showing up in a picture, that leaves one alternative.

    BANSHEEE!!

  17. MonkWren wrote:

    ‘Shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and having seen quite a few photoshops in my time…

  18. stinna wrote:

    Oh my god… It must be the dog who guard all the chests in the fairytails…! Wouldn´t like to meet it on a bad day…. sure hope it has been photo shopped!

  19. amp wrote:

    That’s a tiny lady.

  20. Natalie wrote:

    You’d have to be barking mad to adopt that!

    The wife would put you in the dog house if you came home with it..

    that photoshop job is the dog’s bollocks

    dum dum, tsh!

    >>Undisputed King of Pun<<
    Daily Mail Editor ;)

  21. Paco Taco wrote:

    I am a molester in your neighborhood and the dog loves me. In fact, I molested him. He licked my balls and called me daddy when I smacked his ass.

  22. Jenny wrote:

    that is a huge ass dog. I WANT HIM!

  23. jad wrote:

    Does he eat liars:P????

  24. bill wrote:

    HI. I WANT TO SPEAK VERY QUIETLY AND NICELY TO THIS LADY!! I HAD A SIMILAR SIZED ST. BERNARD AND HAD AN UNPLEASANT, 6ft 5in VISITOR, WHO WAS TRYING TO INTIMIDATE ME WITH HIS SIZE. HAVING LOCKED MY PUP IN ROOM TO KEEP FROM BROTHERING THIS GUEST. AS I WAS INSISTING “NO NO NO, DON’T OPEN THAT DOOR,HE DID.
    HE RENAMED MY AT THE TOP OF HIS VOICE, AND DISAPPEARED SO FAST I DIDN’T KNOW WHERE HE WENT, KEEP YOUR FRIEND.

  25. sir jorge wrote:

    that has photoshop written all over it.

  26. Andréia wrote:

    i”m shocked!

  27. lord lee wrote:

    big old boy looking well she is cute to.

  28. jimmy Stewart wrote:

    I would rather raise you then feed that horse, I bet he just would love you to death

    your lucky ,he is your friend

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