Dog For Sale

Dog For Sale
* Free to good home.
* Excellent guard dog.
* Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
* Most of them knew him as ‘Holy Shit‘
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Dennis wrote:
Cool dog!!!!!
Posted on 11-Apr-08 at 5:59 am | Permalink
Leonard wrote:
What a dog! I would say he’s quite the pup!
Posted on 11-Apr-08 at 5:16 pm | Permalink
Randy wrote:
thats a huge bitch!!!
dum dum, tsh!
Posted on 12-Apr-08 at 12:07 pm | Permalink
mike wrote:
She’s cute,
Posted on 12-Apr-08 at 8:47 pm | Permalink
carolyn injoy wrote:
No, I hadn’t checked this before. Ironically enough Precious is a bullmastiff puppy who at 15 months weighs 113.5 pounds. Whenever I think I haven’t accomplished much with my 130 pound weight loss, I try to pick up my dog. Big smile!
Posted on 12-Apr-08 at 10:56 pm | Permalink
Randy yu douchebag wrote:
… its a dog, not a bitch.
Posted on 13-Apr-08 at 4:39 am | Permalink
Edna wrote:
holy shit ! nice to meet you
Posted on 13-Apr-08 at 9:21 am | Permalink
Rj wrote:
Yep…Photoshop is a cool piece of software.
Posted on 13-Apr-08 at 11:33 am | Permalink
LAME wrote:
Yay, a big dog with a white trash caption.
Posted on 13-Apr-08 at 1:35 pm | Permalink
Anon wrote:
@6
I would assume he’s joking (what with the drum sounds afterwards) so that he was referring to the woman as the huge bitch. I’m also impressed you can misspell “you” but correctly spell douchebag.
Posted on 13-Apr-08 at 2:55 pm | Permalink
TheGabe wrote:
Ahahaha, the obligatory “It’s shooped!”
to me it looks real. and awesome :p
Posted on 13-Apr-08 at 4:58 pm | Permalink
jskaggs wrote:
don’t call that girl in the purple a bitch
Posted on 13-Apr-08 at 8:35 pm | Permalink
@8 wrote:
haha what is the matter with you, its real ya prat, why not google something before freaking out throwing o caps and showing the whole internet how smart you are..
friend of mine had one of these, the damn dog use to chase after cars for fun, scared the hell out of drivers,
also they like to eat footballs
Posted on 13-Apr-08 at 9:38 pm | Permalink
mich wrote:
id be cool if it was real but looks like photoshop to me… lol @ “dog for sale -FREE TO GOOD HOME!” haha
Posted on 13-Apr-08 at 10:23 pm | Permalink
josh wrote:
Actually you idots are all wrong. Bitch is the word for a female dog. That’s why is offensive to call someone a bitch.
Posted on 13-Apr-08 at 10:55 pm | Permalink
Caesar wrote:
She is sooooo obviously a vampire…
Wait no she is showing up in a picture, that leaves one alternative.
BANSHEEE!!
Posted on 14-Apr-08 at 3:39 am | Permalink
MonkWren wrote:
‘Shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and having seen quite a few photoshops in my time…
Posted on 14-Apr-08 at 7:31 am | Permalink
stinna wrote:
Oh my god… It must be the dog who guard all the chests in the fairytails…! Wouldn´t like to meet it on a bad day…. sure hope it has been photo shopped!
Posted on 14-Apr-08 at 7:58 am | Permalink
amp wrote:
That’s a tiny lady.
Posted on 14-Apr-08 at 9:30 am | Permalink
Natalie wrote:
You’d have to be barking mad to adopt that!
The wife would put you in the dog house if you came home with it..
that photoshop job is the dog’s bollocks
dum dum, tsh!
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Posted on 14-Apr-08 at 10:02 am | Permalink
Paco Taco wrote:
I am a molester in your neighborhood and the dog loves me. In fact, I molested him. He licked my balls and called me daddy when I smacked his ass.
Posted on 15-Apr-08 at 11:14 am | Permalink
Jenny wrote:
that is a huge ass dog. I WANT HIM!
Posted on 15-Apr-08 at 11:45 am | Permalink
jad wrote:
Does he eat liars:P????
Posted on 20-Apr-08 at 9:00 am | Permalink
bill wrote:
HI. I WANT TO SPEAK VERY QUIETLY AND NICELY TO THIS LADY!! I HAD A SIMILAR SIZED ST. BERNARD AND HAD AN UNPLEASANT, 6ft 5in VISITOR, WHO WAS TRYING TO INTIMIDATE ME WITH HIS SIZE. HAVING LOCKED MY PUP IN ROOM TO KEEP FROM BROTHERING THIS GUEST. AS I WAS INSISTING “NO NO NO, DON’T OPEN THAT DOOR,HE DID.
HE RENAMED MY AT THE TOP OF HIS VOICE, AND DISAPPEARED SO FAST I DIDN’T KNOW WHERE HE WENT, KEEP YOUR FRIEND.
Posted on 23-Apr-08 at 1:45 pm | Permalink
sir jorge wrote:
that has photoshop written all over it.
Posted on 25-Apr-08 at 4:13 pm | Permalink
Andréia wrote:
i”m shocked!
Posted on 25-Apr-08 at 7:08 pm | Permalink
lord lee wrote:
big old boy looking well she is cute to.
Posted on 03-May-08 at 10:28 am | Permalink
jimmy Stewart wrote:
I would rather raise you then feed that horse, I bet he just would love you to death
your lucky ,he is your friend
Posted on 12-May-08 at 6:26 pm | Permalink