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Dog For Sale

Posted on 10 April 2008

dog for sale

Dog For Sale

* Free to good home.

* Excellent guard dog.

* Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

* Most of them knew him as ‘Holy Shit

50 Comments For This Post

  1. Dennis says:

    Cool dog!!!!!

  2. Leonard says:

    What a dog! I would say he’s quite the pup!

  3. Randy says:

    thats a huge bitch!!!

    dum dum, tsh!

  4. mike says:

    She’s cute, ;)

  5. carolyn injoy says:

    No, I hadn’t checked this before. Ironically enough Precious is a bullmastiff puppy who at 15 months weighs 113.5 pounds. Whenever I think I haven’t accomplished much with my 130 pound weight loss, I try to pick up my dog. Big smile!

  6. Randy yu douchebag says:

    … its a dog, not a bitch.

  7. Edna says:

    holy shit ! nice to meet you

  8. Rj says:

    Yep…Photoshop is a cool piece of software.

  9. LAME says:

    Yay, a big dog with a white trash caption.

  10. Anon says:

    @6

    I would assume he’s joking (what with the drum sounds afterwards) so that he was referring to the woman as the huge bitch. I’m also impressed you can misspell “you” but correctly spell douchebag.

  11. TheGabe says:

    Ahahaha, the obligatory “It’s shooped!”
    to me it looks real. and awesome :p

  12. jskaggs says:

    don’t call that girl in the purple a bitch

  13. @8 says:

    haha what is the matter with you, its real ya prat, why not google something before freaking out throwing o caps and showing the whole internet how smart you are..

    friend of mine had one of these, the damn dog use to chase after cars for fun, scared the hell out of drivers,
    also they like to eat footballs

  14. mich says:

    id be cool if it was real but looks like photoshop to me… lol @ “dog for sale -FREE TO GOOD HOME!” haha

  15. josh says:

    Actually you idots are all wrong. Bitch is the word for a female dog. That’s why is offensive to call someone a bitch.

  16. Caesar says:

    She is sooooo obviously a vampire…

    Wait no she is showing up in a picture, that leaves one alternative.

    BANSHEEE!!

  17. MonkWren says:

    ‘Shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and having seen quite a few photoshops in my time…

  18. stinna says:

    Oh my god… It must be the dog who guard all the chests in the fairytails…! Wouldn´t like to meet it on a bad day…. sure hope it has been photo shopped!

  19. amp says:

    That’s a tiny lady.

  20. Natalie says:

    You’d have to be barking mad to adopt that!

    The wife would put you in the dog house if you came home with it..

    that photoshop job is the dog’s bollocks

    dum dum, tsh!

    >>Undisputed King of Pun<<
    Daily Mail Editor ;)

  21. Paco Taco says:

    I am a molester in your neighborhood and the dog loves me. In fact, I molested him. He licked my balls and called me daddy when I smacked his ass.

  22. Jenny says:

    that is a huge ass dog. I WANT HIM!

  23. jad says:

    Does he eat liars:P????

  24. bill says:

    HI. I WANT TO SPEAK VERY QUIETLY AND NICELY TO THIS LADY!! I HAD A SIMILAR SIZED ST. BERNARD AND HAD AN UNPLEASANT, 6ft 5in VISITOR, WHO WAS TRYING TO INTIMIDATE ME WITH HIS SIZE. HAVING LOCKED MY PUP IN ROOM TO KEEP FROM BROTHERING THIS GUEST. AS I WAS INSISTING “NO NO NO, DON’T OPEN THAT DOOR,HE DID.
    HE RENAMED MY AT THE TOP OF HIS VOICE, AND DISAPPEARED SO FAST I DIDN’T KNOW WHERE HE WENT, KEEP YOUR FRIEND.

  25. sir jorge says:

    that has photoshop written all over it.

  26. Andréia says:

    i”m shocked!

  27. lord lee says:

    big old boy looking well she is cute to.

  28. jimmy Stewart says:

    I would rather raise you then feed that horse, I bet he just would love you to death

    your lucky ,he is your friend

  29. john onuigbo says:

    hi fine dog i like the dog and would like to buy

  30. tabama says:

    Regardless if the dog is photo shopped or not, it is a handsome animal. Great picture! The dog is definitely a keeper, get rid of the man to feed the dog, at least they are loyal.

  31. jimmy jonson says:

    what a dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if you bring him to elk mound WI, USA hahahahahahah i will take him. his thing is about as big as your head no kidding.

  32. karl says:

    how much are you asking for him i would love to have him and i got a big back yard and good home but where are you located at

  33. sean says:

    is the dog still up for a home?

  34. dr. r.s.chauhan says:

    well if you r fed up with this nice budy u can give it to me you don’t deserve such special gift of good its really nice i am ready have it as mine. my cell no is .
    please don’t mind any thing but i have fallen in love with him.
    regards

  35. badar says:

    hellow how mush dose the dog eat and what contury is it ill buy it if it is in england

  36. kailash says:

    what is the name of the dogs shown in the home page

  37. Jerome says:

    I love that dog!! Me and my wife have been looking for a good family dog and watch dog!! We live on a 5 acre farm and have plenty of room and love to give!! If you still are getting rid of the dog, Please get in contact with us!!

  38. ZACH says:

    A friend of mine had a bull mastiff when i went to high school, thats no joke it was about that size… no photo shop there..

  39. John says:

    Dang, that is one HUGE dog!

  40. meatdart says:

    how much do this dog’s dumps weigh?

  41. Shirleen Stoeckert says:

    Can anyone here reccomend a good job site to find a pet tech job?

  42. anons a duchebag says:

    what state is that dog in i want it

  43. Hollie says:

    hii im hollie and im very intrested in ur dog i was wonderin how old and how much he is thanks .

  44. Sarah says:

    Feeding him would cost more than feeding a family of 6.

  45. MOTA says:

    dude. That badass dog was genetically bred to be like that…. AWESOME!… until you realize that doing that introduces so many messed up diseases for that dog and its puppies. Shit son, that dogs probably got hip displacement, tumors, and a bunch of other shit or some shit like it. Well, Thats an intense genetic experiment because, god damn that dogs a bear.

  46. yep says:

    can you say sandlot?

  47. id820 says:

    rofl

  48. Leasha says:

    I want him!

  49. CHARLIE says:

    BEUTIFULL THIS IS WHAT I WANT IN LOVE……………..

  50. CHARLIE says:

    WHERE COULD I FIND HIM OR GET THIS TYPE ?/ PLEASE LET ME KNOW THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS…

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