
Dog For Sale
* Free to good home.
* Excellent guard dog.
* Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
* Most of them knew him as ‘Holy Shit‘
Posted on 10 April 2008

* Free to good home.
* Excellent guard dog.
* Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
* Most of them knew him as ‘Holy Shit‘
April 11th, 2008 at 5:59 am
Cool dog!!!!!
April 11th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
What a dog! I would say he’s quite the pup!
April 12th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
thats a huge bitch!!!
dum dum, tsh!
April 12th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
She’s cute,
April 12th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
No, I hadn’t checked this before. Ironically enough Precious is a bullmastiff puppy who at 15 months weighs 113.5 pounds. Whenever I think I haven’t accomplished much with my 130 pound weight loss, I try to pick up my dog. Big smile!
April 13th, 2008 at 4:39 am
… its a dog, not a bitch.
April 13th, 2008 at 9:21 am
holy shit ! nice to meet you
April 13th, 2008 at 11:33 am
Yep…Photoshop is a cool piece of software.
April 13th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Yay, a big dog with a white trash caption.
April 13th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
@6
I would assume he’s joking (what with the drum sounds afterwards) so that he was referring to the woman as the huge bitch. I’m also impressed you can misspell “you” but correctly spell douchebag.
April 13th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Ahahaha, the obligatory “It’s shooped!”
to me it looks real. and awesome :p
April 13th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
don’t call that girl in the purple a bitch
April 13th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
haha what is the matter with you, its real ya prat, why not google something before freaking out throwing o caps and showing the whole internet how smart you are..
friend of mine had one of these, the damn dog use to chase after cars for fun, scared the hell out of drivers,
also they like to eat footballs
April 13th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
id be cool if it was real but looks like photoshop to me… lol @ “dog for sale -FREE TO GOOD HOME!” haha
April 13th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
Actually you idots are all wrong. Bitch is the word for a female dog. That’s why is offensive to call someone a bitch.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:39 am
She is sooooo obviously a vampire…
Wait no she is showing up in a picture, that leaves one alternative.
BANSHEEE!!
April 14th, 2008 at 7:31 am
‘Shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and having seen quite a few photoshops in my time…
April 14th, 2008 at 7:58 am
Oh my god… It must be the dog who guard all the chests in the fairytails…! Wouldn´t like to meet it on a bad day…. sure hope it has been photo shopped!
April 14th, 2008 at 9:30 am
That’s a tiny lady.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:02 am
You’d have to be barking mad to adopt that!
The wife would put you in the dog house if you came home with it..
that photoshop job is the dog’s bollocks
dum dum, tsh!
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April 15th, 2008 at 11:14 am
I am a molester in your neighborhood and the dog loves me. In fact, I molested him. He licked my balls and called me daddy when I smacked his ass.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:45 am
that is a huge ass dog. I WANT HIM!
April 20th, 2008 at 9:00 am
Does he eat liars:P????
April 23rd, 2008 at 1:45 pm
HI. I WANT TO SPEAK VERY QUIETLY AND NICELY TO THIS LADY!! I HAD A SIMILAR SIZED ST. BERNARD AND HAD AN UNPLEASANT, 6ft 5in VISITOR, WHO WAS TRYING TO INTIMIDATE ME WITH HIS SIZE. HAVING LOCKED MY PUP IN ROOM TO KEEP FROM BROTHERING THIS GUEST. AS I WAS INSISTING “NO NO NO, DON’T OPEN THAT DOOR,HE DID.
HE RENAMED MY AT THE TOP OF HIS VOICE, AND DISAPPEARED SO FAST I DIDN’T KNOW WHERE HE WENT, KEEP YOUR FRIEND.
April 25th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
that has photoshop written all over it.
April 25th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
i”m shocked!
May 3rd, 2008 at 10:28 am
big old boy looking well she is cute to.
May 12th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
I would rather raise you then feed that horse, I bet he just would love you to death
your lucky ,he is your friend
July 10th, 2008 at 2:11 am
hi fine dog i like the dog and would like to buy
July 10th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Regardless if the dog is photo shopped or not, it is a handsome animal. Great picture! The dog is definitely a keeper, get rid of the man to feed the dog, at least they are loyal.
September 29th, 2008 at 6:58 am
what a dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if you bring him to elk mound WI, USA hahahahahahah i will take him. his thing is about as big as your head no kidding.
November 4th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
how much are you asking for him i would love to have him and i got a big back yard and good home but where are you located at
December 24th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
is the dog still up for a home?
May 11th, 2009 at 4:14 am
well if you r fed up with this nice budy u can give it to me you don’t deserve such special gift of good its really nice i am ready have it as mine. my cell no is.
please don’t mind any thing but i have fallen in love with him.
regards
June 12th, 2009 at 4:23 am
hellow how mush dose the dog eat and what contury is it ill buy it if it is in england
June 17th, 2009 at 8:09 am
what is the name of the dogs shown in the home page
June 17th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
I love that dog!! Me and my wife have been looking for a good family dog and watch dog!! We live on a 5 acre farm and have plenty of room and love to give!! If you still are getting rid of the dog, Please get in contact with us!!
November 2nd, 2009 at 1:11 am
A friend of mine had a bull mastiff when i went to high school, thats no joke it was about that size… no photo shop there..
December 10th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Dang, that is one HUGE dog!
January 25th, 2010 at 4:10 pm
how much do this dog’s dumps weigh?
March 28th, 2010 at 5:58 pm
Can anyone here reccomend a good job site to find a pet tech job?
April 7th, 2010 at 2:27 pm
what state is that dog in i want it
July 6th, 2010 at 11:40 am
hii im hollie and im very intrested in ur dog i was wonderin how old and how much he is thanks .
September 27th, 2010 at 6:21 pm
Feeding him would cost more than feeding a family of 6.
December 10th, 2010 at 12:56 am
dude. That badass dog was genetically bred to be like that…. AWESOME!… until you realize that doing that introduces so many messed up diseases for that dog and its puppies. Shit son, that dogs probably got hip displacement, tumors, and a bunch of other shit or some shit like it. Well, Thats an intense genetic experiment because, god damn that dogs a bear.
December 10th, 2010 at 7:58 pm
can you say sandlot?
January 26th, 2011 at 7:57 am
rofl
October 11th, 2011 at 12:29 pm
I want him!
December 12th, 2011 at 3:12 pm
BEUTIFULL THIS IS WHAT I WANT IN LOVE……………..
December 12th, 2011 at 3:14 pm
WHERE COULD I FIND HIM OR GET THIS TYPE ?/ PLEASE LET ME KNOW THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS…