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	<title>Rob Cooper dot Com - Canadian Eh &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>Dont Complain About Your Job</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 19:34:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How much money would it take for you to take on a job that requires you to enter the rectum of an elephant?  This has GOT to be one of the worst jobs on the planet.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Repeat after me, I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY JOB.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.robcooper.com/canadian/humor/dont-complain-about-your-job.jpg" width="600" alt="man enters elephant rectum" title="man enters elephant rectum"></p>
<p>You know, you see some things and you ask yourself &#8220;I wonder what he gets paid to do that?&#8221; you know? This has GOT to be one of the worst jobs in the world.</p>
<p>what would it take for you to enter an elephant&#8217;s rectum?  Some things should simply be automated.</p>
<p>Good argument for outsourcing though I guess.
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		<title>Backflip Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 18:11:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve never tried to do a back flip. They just seem wrong. I mean, in every situation I&#8217;m in, I&#8217;m always thinking &#8220;What&#8217;s the safest way to do this?&#8221; and some things just never come up with an answer so I dont do them. Backflips have so much potential for going wrong. I give you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve never tried to do a back flip.  They just seem wrong.  I mean, in every situation I&#8217;m in, I&#8217;m always thinking &#8220;What&#8217;s the safest way to do this?&#8221; and some things just never come up with an answer so I dont do them.  Backflips have so much potential for going wrong.  I give you this example</p>
<p>[There is a video that cannot be displayed in this feed. <a href="http://www.robcooper.com/video/backflip-fail.html">Visit the blog entry to see the video.]</a></p>
<p>and seriously!  Dont do this in your basement!
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		<title>Dog For Sale</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 23:52:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looking for a good guard dog for your home or office?  Look no further.  This dog is for sale, comes when called by name.  See all details]]></description>
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<h2>Dog For Sale</h2>
<p style="font-size: 16pt; margin-top: 20px">* Free to good home.</p>
<p style="font-size: 16pt">* Excellent guard dog.</p>
<p style="font-size: 16pt">* Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.</p>
<p style="font-size: 16pt">* Most of them knew him as &#8216;<span style="font-size: 25pt">Holy Shit</span>&#8216;</p>
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		<title>Cigarette Smoking &#8211; Loading&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Oct 2007 18:38:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<title>Should All Muslims Be Document And Identified?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 01:41:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a great question and thankfully Chaser went to the streets in the United States to take a poll.  Lots of great ideas in his survey which turned up a lot of great responses.  The Americans have it all covered. [There is a video that cannot be displayed in this feed. Visit the blog entry [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s a great question and thankfully Chaser went to the streets in the United States to take a poll.  Lots of great ideas in his survey which turned up a lot of great responses.  The Americans have it all covered.</p>
<p>[There is a video that cannot be displayed in this feed. <a href="http://www.robcooper.com/funny/should-all-muslims-be-document-and-identified.html">Visit the blog entry to see the video.]</a></p>
<p>Makes me proud to be Canadian
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