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Dont Complain About Your Job

Rob — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 19:34:05 +0000

Repeat after me, I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY JOB.

You know, you see some things and you ask yourself “I wonder what he gets paid to do that?” you know? This has GOT to be one of the worst jobs in the world.

what would it take for you to enter an elephant’s rectum? Some things should simply be automated.

Good argument for outsourcing though I guess.

Backflip Fail

Rob — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 18:11:33 +0000

I’ve never tried to do a back flip. They just seem wrong. I mean, in every situation I’m in, I’m always thinking “What’s the safest way to do this?” and some things just never come up with an answer so I dont do them. Backflips have so much potential for going wrong. I give you this example

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and seriously! Dont do this in your basement!

Dog For Sale

Rob — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 23:52:35 +0000

Dog For Sale

* Free to good home.

* Excellent guard dog.

* Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

* Most of them knew him as ‘Holy Shit‘

How Facebook Can Affect Your Life

Rob — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 22:37:49 +0000

Can you find love on facebook? Is it possible? I think that is.. it’s such a sexual place, or can be. Do you use it for networking and connecting with people, or do you use for for meeting the opposite sex?

Facebook should be used for Good, not Evil… but we can’t all be perfect

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