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Dont Complain About Your Job

Rob — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 19:34:05 +0000

Repeat after me, I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY JOB.

You know, you see some things and you ask yourself “I wonder what he gets paid to do that?” you know? This has GOT to be one of the worst jobs in the world.

what would it take for you to enter an elephant’s rectum? Some things should simply be automated.

Good argument for outsourcing though I guess.

Dog For Sale

Rob — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 23:52:35 +0000

Dog For Sale

* Free to good home.

* Excellent guard dog.

* Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

* Most of them knew him as ‘Holy Shit‘

Skydiver In Wingsuit Flys Past Mountains

Rob — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:57:16 +0000

The skydiver in this video gets so close to the mountain that he can reach out and touch it. I’ve jumped 40 times myself, but never used a wingsuit. To see him tracking along and then do a sumersault is amazing. I love it

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Cigarette Smoking – Loading…

Rob — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 18:38:31 +0000

How Big Is Your Deck?

Rob — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 04:11:54 +0000

It’s a good question “do you judge a man by the size of his deck?”.

Most people will tell you that the size of your deck is of no importance, however, secretly, “deck envy” is going on

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Classic Big Deck comedy by some of the best names in the business. Makes you wonder who’s got the biggest deck for real?

Should All Muslims Be Document And Identified?

Rob — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 01:41:53 +0000

It’s a great question and thankfully Chaser went to the streets in the United States to take a poll. Lots of great ideas in his survey which turned up a lot of great responses. The Americans have it all covered.

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Makes me proud to be Canadian

How Facebook Can Affect Your Life

Rob — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 22:37:49 +0000

Can you find love on facebook? Is it possible? I think that is.. it’s such a sexual place, or can be. Do you use it for networking and connecting with people, or do you use for for meeting the opposite sex?

Facebook should be used for Good, not Evil… but we can’t all be perfect

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Considering Buying A Domain Name?

Rob — Fri, 25 May 2007 16:04:55 +0000

Domain names are what makes the internet what it is. It’s said that “all the best domain names are gone”, and you should really consider all the facts about the name before purchasing. Has it got the keywords you’re looking for in the name, or are you more interested in branding your domain name? Get the domain name you want quick before it’s taken as it’s a vicious domain name world out there. I’ve had it happen where I thought of a good name, looked it up and it was available. Then in thinking about it, I paused for a day or so, then went back and it was gone. Below is what can happen when you don’t take the time to think about your domain name before acting and marketing your domain name.
All of these are legitimate companies that didn’t spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear … and be misread.

These are not made up. Check them out yourself!

1. “Who Represents” is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is www.whorepresents.com

2 . Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com

5. There’s the Italian Power Generator company, www.powergenitalia.com

6. And don’t forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales , www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for IP computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com

8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is www.cummingfirst.com

9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site, www.speedofart.com

and a shameless plug for my new blog the Former Fat Guy Blog

Where Does Google Get All It’s Hard Drive Space?

Rob — Fri, 22 Dec 2006 23:27:15 +0000

Found this image that explains where Google gets all it’s hard drive space. This makes complete sense now. It might even be a fair jump to say that google is taking it’s adsense and adwords earnings and then digging… which in effect may be contributing to earthquakes around the world. So, the jump is “Adsense and Adwords are contributing to Global Earthquakes”

The users of gmail may very well never have known about their contributions to this problem either.